Sarkar ke kharche ke do bade categories kaunse hote hain? 🏛️💸 Option: Domestic borrowing aur foreign aid, Direct taxes aur indirect taxes, Subsidies aur grants, Revenue expenditure aur capital expenditure

Sarkar ke paise kharch karne ke do tarike hote hain, bilkul **daal-chawal** ki tarah! 🍛 1. **Revenue Expenditure** 💸 - Ye hai roz-marra ka kharcha - Jaise ki salaries, pensions, subsidies - Isse koi naya 'asset' nahi banta 2. **Capital Expenditure** 🏗️ - Ye hai long-term investment - Jaise ki roads, buildings, machines - Isse economy ko **boost** milta hai **Samajhne wali baat**: Revenue expenditure se **abhi ka kaam chalta hai**, par capital expenditure se **bhavishya banta hai**! Ye samajhna zaroori hai kyunki isse pata chalta hai ki sarkar **kitni smart** hai paise kharch karne mein. Zyada capital expenditure matlab economy ke liye **acchi khabar**! 📈🎉

Arre bhai, income tax to sarkar ka **sabse bada piggy bank** hai! 🐷💰 - Sarkar ka main maqsad: - **Public services** ke liye paise jutana 🏥🏫 - **Infrastructure development** ko boost dena 🏗️🛣️ - Ye tax se kya-kya hota hai? - **Healthcare** improve hota hai 🏥 - **Education system** better hota hai 📚 - **Defense** strong hoti hai 🛡️ - **Roads, bridges, metro** sab bante hain 🚇🌉 - Ye tax zaroori kyun hai? - Sarkar ko apni **responsibilities poori karne** ke liye paiso ki zaroorat hoti hai - Ye ensure karta hai ki **essential services** sabko mile Samjho, income tax ek tarah se hamara **desh ke vikas mein yogdaan** hai. Hum tax dete hain, aur badl e mein better facilities paate hain! 🇮🇳💪 Yaad rakhna, jab bhi tax bharo, to socho ki tum ek **naya hospital, school, ya highway** bana rahe ho! 😊🏗️

Arre bhai, ye **Windfall Tax** to sarkar ka **paise jutane ka naya tarika** hai! 🎯💰 - Jab kisi company ko achanak se **bhagwaan ki kripa** ho jaye aur bahut saara paisa aa jaye, tab sarkar sochti hai, "Arre waah! Hum bhi to iss party mein shamil ho!" - Ye tax lagaya jaata hai jab: - Commodity prices achanak se **aasmaan choo lein** 🚀 - Ya phir koi **geopolitical event** ho jisse kuch companies ko unexpected fayda ho - Sarkar ka main **maqsad**: - Apni **tijori bharna** 💼 - Public spending ke liye paise **jutana** - Economy mein **balance laana** Yaad rakhna, ye tax sirf **extra profit** pe lagta hai. Sarkar ka kehna hai, "Itna profit to tumne socha bhi nahi tha, to thoda sa hume de do!" 😉🤑

Arrey bhai, 'fiscal' ka matlab hota hai **sarkar ki kamaai**. Ye wo saari income hai jo sarkar ko milti hai, mainly taxes se. Isme kya-kya hota hai: - Ye sarkar ki jeb bharne ka tarika hai - Isse sarkar apna ghar chalati hai - Fiscal policy se economy ko stable aur growing rakhne ki koshish hoti hai **Yaad rakhne waali baatein:** fiscal, government revenue, taxation, government finances, fiscal policy, economic stability. Toh jab bhi koi bolta hai "fiscal", samajh lo sarkar ki tijori ka maamla hai! 💰🇮🇳

Arey bhai, **gaon mein kheti ke liye zameen** ko capital asset nahi maana jaata! Ye hai poora funda: * **Capital asset kya hota hai?** Ye wo cheezein hoti hain jo aapko paise kamakar deti hain ya jinki keemat badhti rehti hai. * **Kheti ki zameen kyu nahi?** Iska main kaam to fasal ugaana hota hai, paise kamana nahi! Baaki sab options capital asset kyu hain: * **Rehne ka ghar:** Isko rent pe de sakte ho ya bech kar profit kama sakte ho. * **Company ke shares:** Dividend milta hai aur price badh sakti hai. * **Purana zevar:** Iska collector value hota hai, time ke saath keemat badh sakti hai. Yaad rakhiye, tax ke mamle mein ye sab alag-alag treat hote hain. Isliye apne CA se baat kar lena, warna tax babu aapko pareshan kar denge!

Fiscal surplus tab hota hai jab **government ki income uske kharche se zyada hoti hai**. Matlab sarkaar ke paas paisa bach raha hai! 💰🎉 - Ye situation dikhati hai ki sarkaar financially healthy position mein hai - Sarkaar zyada paise kama rahi hai aur kam kharch kar rahi hai **Yaad rakhein:** Fiscal surplus matlab sarkaar ki tijori mein paisa jama ho raha hai, nikal nahi raha! Acche din aaye hain! 🐷🏦